Monday, February 28, 2011

BIC Redux: B.A.P.S.

"well i guess i'm tryna be nonchalant about it/and i'm going to extremes to prove i'm fine without you/but in reality i am slowly losing my mind..."-Mariah Carey

"Uh uh... you need to scoot over cuz I ain't got no problem sleepin' on this expensive white carpet, cuz I know its poodle hair."  Who said it? Click for the BIC, and enjoy this last day of BIC History Month. 'Til next year!

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Saturday, February 26, 2011

BIC Redux: Uncommon Thief

"diamonds are a girl's best friend..."-Marilyn Monroe

“I didn't have high goals and high ambitions, and that I was going to become the world's greatest jewel thief. It just got out of hand.”  Who said it? Click for the BIC, and Happy BIC History Month!

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Friday, February 25, 2011

BIC Redux: Nasty Girl

"if you ain't scared take it out/i'll do it like a real live nasty girl should..."-Vanity 6

"He used to come to my house when he wanted to play around; now he goes and finds his pleasures on the other side of town. Honey, your husband is cheatin on us. I know you thought you had a good man, a man that you could trust." Who said it...and why? Click on the trifling quote for the historical BIC background and Happy BIC History Month!

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

BIC Redux: Going Postal

"i have no intention of paying for my crime don't fear...and i don't feel about it..."-Macy Gray

"I walked up to him and I said to him, you have been annoying me a long time trying to get this children. I have no objection of you getting them in the schools at all, but why torture me? Why torture me? I’m no help to him by killing me. Don’t mean after all Congress is signing anything. By torturing me, don’t mean Congress is going to sign. I can still get a blood clot from this aggravation today. After that day, Congress isn’t going to sign anything, and I’m just dead.”  Most BIC is harmless...but every now and then it's certifiable. Click on the quote to get the full scoop from one of the most under-discussed attempted murderers in BIC History, and Happy BIC History Month!

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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

BIC Redux: Slippery When Wet

"that's why i'm easy...easy like sunday morning..."-Lionel Richie

"I said to one member of the press, 'Let me ask you a question: Would you have liked it the other way if it was said 'Lionel Richie Beat Up His Wife? Does that sound better?' The guy said 'no.' Then I said when a couple has an argument and it gets physical, wouldn't most guys just not throw a punch at all? I didn't do anything to Brenda. And that sounds better than I knocked her out." I suppose it's pretty obvious who said it, so just click through for the BIC backstory and see why Lionel might still watch his back in hotel rooms. And of course, Happy BIC History Month!

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Tuesday, February 22, 2011

BIC Redux: The Honorable Cynthia McKinney

"i'm not ready to make nice/i'm not ready to back down..."-The Dixie Chicks

"It looks like the Republicans wanted to beat me more than the Democrats wanted to keep me."  Who said it? Click for the BIC. Happy BIC History Month!

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Monday, February 21, 2011

BIC Redux: Ooh Baby Take It I Don't Want To Tease You

"nothin to be shy about/nothin we got to lie about...."-Aretha Franklin

"..all you got to do is make sure he stop at the drugstore and handle some business...don't be comin 'round here with no big belly talkin' bout you didn't know what to do."  Who said it? Click on the red quote for your daily BIC History Month redux. By the way, I must say I love the way I wrote these posts ages ago and yet they're new to new folks and still entertaining to the old folks. Happy BIC History Month!

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Friday, February 18, 2011

BIC Redux: Dr. Feelgood...Again

"visiting hours are nine to five and if i show up at 10 past 6 well i/already know that you'll find someway to sneak me in that door..."-Alanis Morissette

"We must stop this love affair with the fetus." Who said it? Someone BIC, that's for sure! Click on the red quote to walk back down memory lane. And of course, Happy BIC History Month!

Oh, and by the way....the photo to the left is one I took myself of a massager at Brookstone. That's right, a massager. Now get your mind out of the gutter....;)

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Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Stir, Reheat, Serve

"cuz i know that you're gonna tear up the place/punch me in my face and pull the hot grits out..."-Usher

I kind of just realized that Black History Month began today--sue me; I've been crazy busy and unless the US is giving out reparations for slavery as a gift for this huge commercial "holiday" *sarcasm*, it's not exactly at the top of my list of priorities. In any case; I digress. It's Black History Month, which means that it's also BIC History Month, the monthlong celebration-of-sorts of crazy Black women, which this blog has observed since 2008. As a third anniversary celebration (and because I have no time to research), I'll be serving leftovers until I have time to cook something up. That said, feast your eyes on the very first BIC History Month post, featuring the tragic fate of Mary Woodson, tortured side ho of R&B/Gospel legend Al Green.

Happy Holiday!

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