"all the single asians/all the single asians..."--Mixed Company of Yale
These girls spent precious time that could have been spent studying:
Memorizing the choreography to the "Single Ladies" video. Coming up with new, easier choreography that all of them could sensibly do. Writing lyrics about slurping sushi (yulck!)....and all that jazz. Locating a cameraman that wouldn't laugh at them...or would at least laugh with them instead. Securing a studio in which to film. Determining who was the 'strongest singer' [ole girl who sang the first verse was, I think, their best offering] and would thus open up, and further determining who was the 'strongest dancer' and would thus bring up the rear of the line. Transposing their 'single asian' Ivy League-experience onto Beyonce's club anthem.