Saturday, February 21, 2009

Daily DIC: The World Is Not Enough For SJC And His Ego

"you can pay for school/but you can't buy class..."--Jay-Z

Bossip reports that Diddy is releasing a new album of "train music"--a "new movement" in music characterizing a blend of electronic, hip-hop, and funk. I have several problems with this information.
  • Does anyone need any new "movements" from Diddy? The last few "movements"--Danity Kane, Day 26, Making the Band, Fonzworth Bentley, and impregnating wifey and side chick at the same time were quite enough, thanks. 
  • Puffy Puff P.Diddy DiddySean Combs says that we're going to see a new side of him, as his new release is a "profound love story". Love of who?? Self?? Cassie? Kim? Ever-growing brood of children? Cristal? Ciroc? Sell us another one, Derek Luke.
  • The title of the album, Last Train to Paris, is probably way too hot for what Diddy will actually put in the streets. If I purchase an album with the title Last Train To Paris I don't want to hear "can't stop/won't stop" anywhere on it. I also don't want to hear the words "bad" and "boy" together anywhere on it. Oddly enough, I wouldn't mind the same thing from Roc-A-Fella. *shrug*

    Best of luck to him. Maybe it'll be hot. I put nothing past Diddy's business prowess or his ability to self-reinvent, albeit temporarily. But my breath is hardly baited and I doubt I'm alone.

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