Monday, January 26, 2009

Random Thought

"you got me nervous and trembling/smoking cigarettes at night..."--Tweet

Has anybody speculated on whether or not Laura Bush might pick the Newport Lights back up now that she's sprung La Casa Blanca? And better question: could anyone really blame her if she did? After the past eight years, she must be crying in her sleep and relieving herself in mason jars like Howard Hughes. Furthermore, am I the only person who envisioned she and Barack sneaking a secret puff-puff-pass in a shadowy corner of the South Lawn the day he and Michelle visited the presidential mansion for the first time? I am? Oh, well. Now you're picturing it, too, so I don't feel as bad.

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