"skirt around my waist/wall against my face/i can feel your lips..."--Janet Jackson1994. Janet. janet. Need I say more? Nobody does el pene quite like the BIC ladies (all that energy has to go somewhere, after all). Similarly, nobody has ever done sex on wax quite like Ms. Jackson and we love her for years of providing a soundtrack for our extra-curricular activity. While she can sometimes take it a little too far and get plain nasty, this cut hit just the right note.