Sunday, May 4, 2008

Self-Study

"i be strokin'/that's what i be doin/i be strokin'..."--Clarence Carter

Ooh ooh. I don't usually get this deep into the nitty gritty of the sexcapades we dip and dabble in (frankly, I can't take the teasing), but one of my very best friends specifically requested this post and I always do what my very best friends demand. She wants to know what my readers think about sex toys...do you/don't you, what kind, when, where, with who (oooh), etc., etc. and more and more. Apparently, some things have changed since my last thorough...umm...investigation of the s-toy industry; you know it's really 2008 when you find a sex toy with high-tech settings like "lazy sunday", indicating the level of stimulation. What is the world coming to!? So ladies, I'm tossing a poll to the left where all you have to do is pick the answer that best describes your sentiments on the vibrating set, BUT with this low level of expectation I also ask that you toss up a comment on this post that might help my homegirl and the legions of other women looking to get off with having to go off on some poor man for one thing or another.

All the orgasms, none of the hassle? Cheers to life's little...pleasures.

7 comments:

LaToya said...

I'm currently one of the two women on the poll saying we hate sex toys and they do nothing for me. I purchased one a few years back as a birthday present and quickly grew tired of it. As the other poll option suggests, I'd rather have a man handle it. I think even when they do the job right, the toys only make me want the real thing more. And as someone who was trying (some times harder than others) to abstain til marrige, that wasn't working out. I tossed the machine out a few short months later.

Court said...

I say NAY!!! Sex creams are good when you are home at nights by yourself. But, when it's all said and done I NEED A THRUST. Once you pop the fun don't stop!!! Can I get an Amen?

Ashleigh Marie said...

you said it :o) i didn't want to be biased in my post, but I just prefer a man all the way around. it's too much to be trying to figure this out and that out and using a battery and all of that...please! can i get the real thing!? plus, i had a vibrator some years back i got for my 21st bday and I broke the thing i used it so much...and still I say it's not even 50% as good as the actual thing!

tory said...

okay ladies...for those of us who dont have a steady thrust on a regular...what should we be doing? the question is geared towards the single folks...thanks!

tory said...

www.edensgarden.com

comment once you have visited this site and let us free spirited women know whats really up!

court said...

I'm a single lady so I say....fuck toys, use the cream....

tory said...

court,
what cream are you refering too?
im confused...i need a bit more description on what a cream can do to satisfy me vs. a rabbit...